Zach: "Yeah! And I got this journal for Christmas! You can write in it, and then you can lock it up!"

Ethan: "I have one of those too. I wrote about my girlfriend in it."

Zach: "You have a girlfriend?"

Ethan: "Yeah, her name is Tara. She's in my kindergarten class."

Zach (unassumingly): "Have you had sex with her?"

Ethan: "What?"

Zach: "Have you had sex with her?"

Ethan: "What is sex?"

Zach: "It's when two people get naked, and they roll around on top of each other."

Ethan (in deep thought): "Oh yeah?"

Zach: "Yeah. So... did you?"

Ethan (in a very frank yet lighthearted manner): "No. We never even wrestled yet."

Zach: "Oh."